Shock the Mommy

So, as i am driving him to school this morning, Spike decides to tell me that he and his cohorts will be learning how to use a condom in health class today. He said this info with no small amount of glee and provocation.

I told him not to hurt himself. What else could I say?

Comments

[Kristin H.]

(gulp)

[Indigo]

Bwahahaha! Oh my gosh. They actually teach that in school. Better safe than sorry. Still there are some things I would rather not know. (Hugs)Indigo

[Syd]

I like your reply. Health class has come a long way.

[Steve E]

There is nothing other which you could have said--and you said it SO WELL, Judith! Happy new Year!
Love,
Steve E

[mike golch]

I learned how to use them the hard way,trial and error.

[Carol]

Oh, that's good, I've got to remember that!

[kel]

Oh my... Great answer though...

[The Second Road]

I wonder if they include tutorials on dental dams. Just saying.

[hope]

Your answer to him made me laugh right out loud.

[GabriellaMoonlight]

Brilliant reply and as an advocate for health brilliant thinking and progressive of the school. Your answer though, great!

xo g

[phd in yogurtry]

Very glad to hear that at least some schools are wising up. You're better than me. I tend to take these types of conversations and turn them into a PSA (Parental Service Announcement). Something about the importance of protecting oneself at all times, no matter what. My poor kids. No wonder they don't talk to me.

[david]

So the little alien has discoverd girls? That's funny. As to how to use a condom, that's not hard to explain. You unravel it, you take it up to the top of the Empire State building, you fill it up with water and you throw it out the window. Heck, I thought everyone knew that.

david

[Scott F]

lol, that's an eye opener to be sure!

[Carol]

What up? Where are you?

[Cat]

ROFL!!! Perfect response!